Shayari Bazar

It got crowded in heaven so for one day it was decided only to accept people who had really had a bad day on the day they died St Peter was standing at the pearly gates and said to the first man Tell me about the day you died The man said Oh it was awful I was sure my wife was having an affair so I came home early to catch her with him I searched all over the apartment but couldn`t find him anywhere So I went out onto the balcony we live on the 25th floor and found this man hanging over the edge by his fingertips I went inside got a hammer and started hitting his hands He fell but landed in some bushes So I got the refrigerator and pushed it over the balcony and it crushed him The strain of the act gave me a heart attack and I died St Peter couldn`t deny that this was a pretty bad day and since it was a crime of passion he let the man in He then asked the next man in line about the day he died Well sir it was awful said the second man I was doing aerobics on the balcony of my 26th floor apartment when I twisted my ankle and slipped over the edge I managed to grab the balcony of the apartment below but some maniac came out and started pounding on my fingers with a hammer Luckily I landed in some bushes But then the guy dropped a refrigerator on me St Peter chuckled let him into heaven and decided he could really start to enjoy this job Tell me about the day you died? he said to the third man in line OK picture this I`m naked hiding inside a refrigerato