Shayari Bazar

Sister Mary Katherine lived in a convent a block away from Jack s liquor store One day in walked Sister Mary Katherine and said Oh Jack give me pint of the brandy Sister Mary Katherine exclaimed Jack I could never do that I ve never sold alcohol to a nun in my life Oh jack she responded it s only for the Mother Superior Her voice dropped It helps her constipation you know So Jack sold her the brandy Latter that night Jack closed the store and walked home As he passed the convent who should he see but Sister Mary Katherine; and she was snookered She was singing and dancing whirling around and flapping her arms like a bird right there on the sidewalk A crowd was gathering so Jack pushed through and exclaimed Sister Mary Katherine For shame You told me this was for the Mother Superior s constipation Sister Mary Katherine didn t miss a beat as she replied And so it is me lad so it is When she sees me she s going to shit