Shayari Bazar

Tommy enters the confessional box and says Bless me Father for I have sinned I have been with a loose woman The priest asks Is that you little Tommy ? Yes Father it is And who was the woman you were with? Sure and I can`t be tellin` you Father I don`t want to ruin her reputation Well Tommy I`m sure to find out sooner or later so you may as well tell me now Was it Brenda? I cannot say Was it Patricia ? I`ll never tell Was it Liz Shannon? I`m sorry but I`ll not name her Was it Cathy Morgan? My lips are sealed Was it Fiona McDonald then? Please Father I cannot tell you The priest sighs in frustration You`re a steadfast lad Tommy and I admire that But you`ve sinned and you must atone Be off with you now Tommy walks back to his pew His friend Sean slides over and whispers What`d you get? Five good leads says Tommy