A man with no arms walked up to a bar and asked for a beer Santa the bartender shoved the foaming glass in front of him Look said the customer I have no arms - would you please hold the glass up to my mouth? Sure said Santa and he did Now said the customer I wonder if you`d be so kind as to get my handkerchief out of my pocket and wipe the foam off my mouth Certainly And it was done If said the armless man you`d reach in my right hand pants pocket you`ll find the money for the beer Santa got it You`ve been very kind said the customer Just one thing more Where is the men`s room? Out the door said Santa turn left walk two blocks and there`s one in a filling station on the corne

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