Shayari Bazar

A taxi passenger tapped the driver Santa on the shoulder to ask him a question Santa screamed lost control of the car nearly hit a bus went up on the footpath and stopped centimetres from a shop window For a second everything went quiet in the cab then Santa said Look sir don`t ever do that again You scared the daylights out of me The passenger apologized and said I didn`t realize that a little tap would scare you so much Santa replied Sorry it`s not really your fault Today is my first day as a cab driver - I`ve been driving a funeral van for the last 25 years