Shayari Bazar

An army Major visiting the sick army men went to one soldier and asked What s your problem Soldier? Chronic syphilis Sir What treatment are you getting? Five minutes with the wire brush each day What s your ambition? To get back to the front Sir Good man said the Major He went to the next bed What s your problem Soldier? Chronic piles Sir What treatment are you getting? Five minutes with the wire brush each day What s your ambition? To get back to the front Sir Good man barked the Major He moved to the next bed where Santa was lying and asked What s your problem Soldier? Chronic gum disease Sir What treatment are you getting? Five minutes with the wire brush each day What s your ambition? To get the wire brush before the other two Si