Banta came into the bar with a big scowl on his face and ordered a drink The bartender says You look a mite angry What`s wrong? Banta says Well I was in bed with this gal and we heard her husband coming in so I jumped out the window and held on to the window sill He came over to the window and saw me and got this big shit- eating grin on his face Bartender says Well that would make me angry too Banta You don`t understand that`s not what made me mad Well what happened then? Banta says Then he started banging on my fingers trying to make me lose my grip Bartender says Well that would make me mad too You don`t understand that`s not what made me mad Well what happened then ? Banta says Then he got a hammer and started hitting my fingers Ah then THAT`s when you got mad huh? You still don`t understand that`s not what made me mad The pain was so bad that I had to let go of the window sill Oh I see now THAT`s when you got mad No sighed Banta I got mad when I fell 6 inches to the ground

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