Banta enters a barbershop for a shave While the barber is foaming him up he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the cheeks I have just the thing says the barber taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer Just place this between your cheek and gum Banta places the ball in his mouth and the barber proceeds with the closest shave Banta has ever experienced After a few strokes Banta asks in garbled speech And what if I swallow it? No problem says the barber Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else does

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