Shayari Bazar

Banta had a bull that he was quite proud of One day he looked at the bull and noticed his eyes were crossed That was disconcerting because he knew he couldn t get huge stud fees for a defective bull He called the local vet who came right over The vet assured him he could solve the problem Banta you stand in front of the bull and watch his eyes I will insert this straw into the bull s rectum and blow When the eyes uncross yell stop The vet did just that and sure enough after a few minutes of blowing the eyes uncrossed Banta was thrilled Several months pass and again he sees the eyes cross He says to himself I better call the vet No wait a minute Last time I called the vet he charged me 1000 bucks for something that only took a few moments I will do it myself He went to the barn and called his trusty farm hand Santa Santa we have a problem here and this is what I want you to do I will put this straw in the rear of my bull and blow You watch his eyes and when they uncross tell me and I will stop blowing Banta started blowing and blowing and nothing happened Finally he said You know maybe I am not strong enough Lets trade positions and you blow and I will watch Santa went over to the bull pulled out the straw turned it around and reinserted it What the hell are you doing Santa? says Banta What do you think? I ain t blowing on the same end that you did