Shayari Bazar

Banta is pulled over by the same motorcycle cop who caught him earlier last month for not stopping at lights and beat him up So Banta decides to go for a revenge this time Banta: Is there a problem Officer? Cop: Sir you were speeding Banta: Oh I see Cop: Can I see your licence please? Banta: I`d give it to you but I don`t have one Cop: Don`t have one? Banta: Lost it 4 times for drunk driving Cop: I see Can I see your vehicle registration papers please Banta: I can`t do that Cop: Why not? Banta: I stole this car Cop: Stole it? Banta: Yes and I killed and raped the owner Cop: You what? Banta: She`s in the trunk if you want to see The Cop looks at the man and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car A senior officer slowly approaches the car clasping his half drawn gun Senior Officer: Sir could you step out of your vehicle please Banta steps out of his vehicle Banta: Is there a problem sir? Senior Officer: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner Banta: Murdered the owner? Senior Officer: Yes could you please open the trunk of your car please Banta opens the trunk revealing nothing Senior Officer: Is this your car sir? Banta: Yes here are the registration papers The Officer is quite stunned Senior Officer: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving licence Banta digs in his pocket revealing a wallet and hands it to the officer The officer opens the wallet and examines the licence He looks quite puzzled Senior Officer: Thank you sir one of my officers told me you didn`t have a licence stole this car raped and murdered the owner Banta: Bet you the lying bastard told you I was speeding too