Shayari Bazar

Banta lost both ears in an accident No plastic surgeon could offer him a solution He heard of a very good one in Mumbai and went to him The new surgeon examined him thought a while and said Yes I can put you right After the operation bandages off stitches out he goes to his hotel The morning after in a rage he calls his surgeon and yells You bastard you gave me a woman`s ears Well an ear is an ear it makes no difference whether it is a man`s or a woman`s You`re wrong I hear everything but I don`t understand a thing