Shayari Bazar

Banta sees his buddy Santa in a bar and says You`re not going to believe this but I`ve got a wild nymphomaniac in my car out in the parking lot She`s wearing me out Can you go out to the car and keep her busy? The dome light is off so she won`t know you`re not me Santa agrees and goes out to his car They climb into the back seat and start going at it A few minutes later a cop sees them and starts banging on the window shining his flashlight inside What the hell do you two think you`re doing? Santa says Oh there`s nothing wrong she`s my wife The cop says Oh sorry I didn`t know Santa says Neither did I until you shined that light in here