Shayari Bazar

Banta walks into a restaurant with an ostrich behind him and as he sits the waitress comes over and asks for their order Banta says I`ll have a burger fries and a coke and turns to the ostrich What`s yours? I`ll have the same says the ostrich A short time later the waitress returns with the order That will be Rs 146 50 please Banta reaches into his pocket and pulls out exact change for payment The next day Banta and his ostrich come again and Banta says I`ll have a burger fries and a coke and the ostrich says I`ll have the same Once again Banta reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change This becomes a routine until late one evening the two enter again The usual? asks the waitress No this is sunday night so I will have a chicken burger baked potato and salad says Banta Same for me says the ostrich A short time later the waitress comes with the order and says That will be Rs 362 75 Once again Banta pulls exact change out of his pocket and places it on the table The waitress can`t hold back her curiosity any longer Excuse me sir How do you manage to always come up with the exact change out of your pocket every time? Well says Banta several years ago I was cleaning the attic and I found an old lamp When I rubbed it a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything I would just have to put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would always he there That`s brilliant says the waitress Most people would wish for a million dollars or something but you`ll always be as rich as you want for as long as you live That`s right Whether it`s a coke or a BMW the exact money is always there says Banta The waitress asks One other thing sir what`s with the ostrich? Banta replies with a slight frown My second wish was for a chick with long legs