Shayari Bazar

Bill Gates decided not to invest further in Punjab after receiving a letter from Mr Banta To: Bill Gates Microsoft From: Banta Date: 1 April 2011 Subject: Problems with my new computer Dear Mr Bill Gates We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems which I want to bring to your notice 1 There is a button start but there is no stop button We request you to check this 2 One doubt is whether any re-scooter is available in system? I find only re-cycle but I own a scooter at my home 3 There is Find button but it is not working My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot to trace the key with this find button but was unable to trace Please rectify this problem 4 My child learnt Microsoft word now he wants to learn Microsoft sentence so when you will provide that? 5 I bought computer CPU mouse and keyboard but there is only one icon which shows My Computer : when you will provide the remaining items? 6 It is surprising that windows says MY Pictures but there is not even a single photo of mine So when will you keep my photo in that 7 There is MICROSOFT OFFICE what about MICROSOFT HOME since I use the PC at home only 8 You provided My Recent Documents When you will provide My Past Documents ? 9 You provide My Network Places For God sake please do not provide My Secret Places I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office hours Last one Mr Bill Gates P S: Sir how is it that your name is Gates but you are selling WINDOWS ? Regards Banta