Shayari Bazar

I found myself in a pub in Patiala and a group of American tourists came in One of the Americans said in a loud voice I hear you Punjabis think you re great drinkers I bet 5 000 that no-one here can drink 3 bottles of Jack Daniels in 10 minutes The bar was silent the American noticed Santa leaving no-one took up the bet 20 minutes later Santa who left returned and said Hey Yank is your bet still on? Sure said the American 3 JD in 10 minutes for a bet of 5 000 Great replied Santa so pour the whisky and start the clock It was very close but the last drop was consumed with 2 seconds to spare OK Yank pay up said Santa I m happy to pay here s your money said the American But tell me when I first offered the wager I saw you leave Where did you go? Well sir replied Santa 5 000 is a lot of money to a man like me so I went to the pub across the road to see if I could do it