Shayari Bazar

Just after Santa got married he was invited out for a night with the friends So Santa told his wife Jeeto that he would be home by midnight Well the hours passed and the beer was going down way too easy so at around 2 30 AM Santa was drunk as a skunk and headed for home After about half an hour just as Santa got in the door the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times Quickly he realized she`d probably wake up so he cuckooed another 9 times Santa was really proud of himself having a quick witty solution even when smashed Next morning his wife Jeeto asked him what time he got in and he told her 12 o`clock She didn`t seem disturbed at all Whew Got away with that one She then told him that they needed a new cuckoo clock When Santa asked her why Jeeto said Well it cuckooed 3 times said `oh crap ` cuckooed 4 more times cleared it`s throat cuckooed another 3 times giggled cuckooed twice more and then farted