Shayari Bazar

Middle aged Santa and Jeeto were discussing life and preparing wills The conversation turned to remarriage Jeeto: If I should die first will you remarry? Santa: Probably I wouldn`t like to spend the rest of my life alone Jeeto: Would you bring your new wife into our home that we have shared? Santa: I don`t see why not It would be empty you wouldn`t be there Jeeto: Would you share the same bed we`ve shared? Santa: Well it`s a comfortable bed Jeeto: Would you let here wear my clothes? Santa: Sure if they fit They are quite nice Jeeto: Would you let her use my golf clubs? Santa: No way Preeto is left handed