One day Santa walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink Then he asks for another After a couple more drinks the bartender gets worried What s the matter? the bartender asks That woman I call my wife and I got into a fight explained Santa and now she isn t talking to me for a whole 31 days The bartender thought about this for a while But isn t it a good thing that she isn t talking to you? asked the bartender Yeah except today is the last night

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