Outside a pharmacy in a busy street a poor man is clutching onto a pole for dear life not breathing not moving not twitching a muscle just standing there frozen The pharmacist seeing this strange sight in front of his shop goes up to his assistant Santa and asks What`s the matter with that guy? Wasn`t he in here earlier? Santa replies Yes he was He had the most terrible cough and none of my prescriptions seemed to help Pharmacist says He seems to be fine now Santa replies Sure he does I gave him a box of the strongest laxatives [something that loosens the bowels Used to combat constipation overdose causes diarrhea] on the market Now he won`t dare cough

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