Shayari Bazar

Santa and Banta apply for a job Santa wants that Banta get the job as he is less intelligent On the interview day Santa says First I will go inside and answer all the questions except the last one and after coming out I will give you all the answers and questions So you go and answer and you’ll get the job So Santa goes in Employer: “When did we get independence?” Santa: “Efforts began in 1857 but we got freedom in 1947” Employer: “Good Who’s our PM?” Santa: “It changes daily and these days it’s Atal Behari Vajpayee” Employer: Ok What is India’s population? Santa: (He was not to reply last one) “Good question research is going on and when I know I will tell you sir ” He comes out and tells Banta about all the questions and answers Banta was really excited and he remembers all the answers but forgets all the questions So he goes in now Employer: When were you born? Banta: Efforts started in 1857 but we got freedom in 1947 Employer: What? Who’s your father? Banta: It changes daily and these days it`s Atal Behari Vajpayee Employer:(he s upset now) Are you mad Mr Banta? Banta: Good question sir research is going on and when I know I will tell you