Shayari Bazar

Santa and Banta are walking home after a night on the piss They ve got no money to get a taxi and are staggering all over the place when they find themselves outside the bus depot Santa has a brainwave and says to Banta Get in there and steal a bus so we can drive home and I ll stay out here and look out for the police Banta breaks into the garage and is gone for twenty minutes while Santa is wondering what the hell he s doing Eventually Santa sticks his head around the door and sees Banta running from bus to bus and looking very worried What the hell are you doing get a move on To which Banta replies I can t find a number 25B anywhere Whereupon Santa holding his hands to his head in disbelief shouts You idiot steal a number 27 and we ll get off at the roundabout and walk the rest of the way