Shayari Bazar

Santa and Banta go for hunting Santa has never gone hunting while Banta has hunted all his life When they get to the woods Banta tells Santa to sit by a tree and not make a sound while Banta checks out a deer stand After Banta gets about a quarter of a mile away he hears a blood-curdling scream He rushes back to Santa and yells I thought I told you to be quiet Santa says Hey I tried I really did When those snakes crawled over me I didn`t make a sound When that bear was breathing down my neck I didn`t make a peep But when those two chipmunks (squirrels) crawled up my pants leg and said `Should we take them with us or eat them here?` I couldn`t keep quiet any more