Shayari Bazar

Santa and Banta were sitting in a bar getting really drunk After a while just drinking gets boring so Santa looks at the Banta and says Hey you want to go up for a ride in my airplane? Banta says Wow you have an airplane? Let`s go So they get some more beer and go for a tour around the city in the plane Eventually they get bored with this too so they decide to land The drunk Santa starts circling around looking for a place to land and he sees an airstrip close by Santa says Let`s land here It looks like it`s as good a place as any So he circles around and goes in for a landing but at the last minute he swerves and pulls back up Shit he says That is the SHORTEST runway I have ever seen How is anyone supposed to land on it? But since it`s the only runway nearby he decides to try again with the same result Getting pretty irritated Santa says to Banta All right I`m going to try ONE more time and if I can`t land it we`re just going to crash and hope we don`t die So they end up crashing and miraculously neither is hurt When they crawl out of the wreckage Santa swears and gesticulates wildly at the runway I`m gonna find whoever designed this crazy runway and wring his neck He must be total moron No one could land on anything that short Banta looks around and says Yeah but look how wide it is