Santa calls up the doc at 2 AM Doc my wife is having severe abdomen pain I think it s her appendix What nonsense says the doc sleepily I took out your wife s appendix two years ago Go back to sleep Five minutes later the phone rings and it s Santa again Doc I m sure it s her appendix Oh God the doctor groaned Did you ever hear of anyone having a second appendix? No says Santa But I m sure you must have heard of someone having a second wife

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