Santa came back from a safari in Africa Upon arrival he went to his friend Banta and told him of his adventures I was out in the jungle he said when all of a sudden I heard a noise in the bush behind me Looking back I saw a huge lion licking his chops and smiling at me The lion started coming my way and I started running with the lion not far behind When the lion was almost at my neck he suddenly slipped and I got ahead a bit The lion started gaining on me and as he got closer once again he slipped I happened to see a house not far away and made towards it As I got close to the house the lion was almost on top of me when he slipped for a third time With the very last bit of strength I ran into the house and closed the door in the lion s face Wow That s some sorry said Banta If I d been in that situation I would have shit my pants Well WHAT DO YOU THINK THE LION KEPT SLIPPING ON ???

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