Shayari Bazar

Santa comes home from work one day to find his dog with the neighbor`s pet rabbit in his mouth The rabbit is dead and Santa panics He thinks the neighbors are going to hate him forever so he takes the dirty chewed up rabbit into the house and gives it a bath blow dries its fur and puts the rabbit back into the cage at the neighbor`s house hoping they will think it died of natural causes A few days later the neighbor is outside and asks Santa Did you hear that Fluffy died? Santa stumbles around and says Um no um what happened? The neighbor replies We just found him dead in his cage one day but the weird thing is that the day after we buried him we went outside and someone had dug him up gave him a bath and put him back into the cage There must be some real sick people out there