Shayari Bazar

Santa decided to study for the MBA exam He could understand every thing except for the LOGIC part One day when he was reading one of his friends came home Friend: Santa how is your MBA preparation? Santa: Every thing is fine but I could not understand Logic Friend: Logic is very easy Santa: Can you give me an example so that I can understand? Friend: OK Do you have fish pot in your house? Santa: YES Friend: Logically there will be water in it Santa: YES Friend: Logically there will be fish in it Santa: YES Friend: Logically someone will be feeding the fish Santa: YES Friend: I take a guess that your wife will be feeding the fish Santa: YES Friend: so logically your are married Santa: YES Friend: So that means you are a heterosexual Santa was very glad and he understood logic Next day he sees Banta who was also preparing for MBA Santa: How is your MBA preparation? Banta: Everything is fine except for the logic Santa: Oh logic is easy Banta: Please give me an example Santa: Do you have a fish pot in your house? Banta: NO I don t Santa: Oh my God That means you re gay