Shayari Bazar

Santa enters a store that sell curtains He tells the salesman I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains The salesman assured him that they had a large selection of pink curtains He showed him several patterns but Santa seemed to be having a hard time choosing Finally he selects a lovely pink floral print The salesman asked what size curtains he needed Santa replies Fifteen inches Fifteen inches? asked the salesman That sounds very small what room are they for? Santa tells him that they aren t for a room they are for his computer monitor The surprised salesman replies But sir computers do not have curtains Santa says Hellllooooooooo I ve got Windows