Santa is sitting at the coffee shop staring morosely into his coffee Banta walks in and sits down After trying to start a conversation several times and getting only distracted grunts he asks Santa what the problem is Well said Santa I ran afoul of one of those questions my wife asks Now I m in deep trouble at home What kind of question? asked Banta My wife asked me if I would still love her if when she was old fat and ugly That s easy said Banta You just say Of course I will Yeah said Santa that s what I did except I said Of course I DO

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