Santa s son and two of his friends were heading home from school one day when one started the time-honored game of paternal one-upmanship He said My dad s way faster than any of yours he can bowl a 90-kmph fast ball and run and catch it just after it crosses the wickets at striker s end One of the other boys said Oh yeah? Well my dad can shoot a bullet from his gun and run to the target and hold it up to make sure the bullrt hits the bulls eye Santa s son said Your dads don t even come close to being faster than mine My dad works for the government and even though he works every day until 5:00 he gets home at 4:00

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