Shayari Bazar

Santa was driving through the city and his car was weaving violently all over the road An cop pulls him over and asks Where have you been? I`ve been to the pub slurs Santa Well says the cop it looks like you`ve had quite a few I did all right Santa says with a smile Did you know says the cop standing straight and folding his arms that a few intersections back your wife fell out of your car? Oh thank heavens sighs Santa For a minute there I thought I`d gone deaf