Santa was on the side of the road hitch hiking on a very dark night and in the middle of a storm The night was rolling and no car went by The storm was so strong he could hardly see a few feet ahead of him Suddenly he saw a car coming towards him and stop Santa without thinking about it got in the car and closed the door and only then realized that there`s nobody behind the wheel The car starts very slowly Santa looks at the road and sees a curve coming his way Scared he starts to pray begging for his life He hasn`t come out of shock when just before the car hits the curve a hand appears thru the window and moves the wheel Santa paralyzed in terror watched how the hand appears every time they are approaching a curve Santa gathering strength gets out of the car and runs all the way to the nearest town Wet and in shock he goes into a bar asks for two shots of whiskey and starts telling everybody about the horrible experience he just went through A silence enveloped everybody when they realize that Santa was crying and wasn`t drunk About half an hour later two guys walked in the same bar and one said to the other Look that`s the asshole that got in the car while we were pushing it

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