Shayari Bazar

Santa was traveling in a train The ticket collector came and asked him to show his ticket Santa politely asked Which one should I show the one in my right pocket or the one in my left pocket? The T C was taken aback He then said Show me the ticket in your right pocket Santa promptly showed the ticket It was perfectly in order The T C then asked for the reason for buying two tickets Santa explained If someone picks one pocket then I have the other ticket left The T C asked again Suppose someone picks both your pockets what happens? Santa said with a smile I have a concessional monthly pass also