Shayari Bazar

Telephone in the White House rang Hello Mr Bush a heavily accented voice says This is Santa down in Ludhiana Punjab I am ringing to inform you that I am officially declaring war on you Well Santa Bush replies This indeed is important news Tell me how big is your army? At this moment in time says Santa after a moments calculation There is myself my friend Banta my next door neighbour Gurinder and the entire Kabbadi team from the Village That makes 8 Bush sighs and says I must tell you Santa that I have 1 million men in my army waiting to move on my word OK says Santa I`ll have to ring you back Sure enough the next day Santa calls back Right Mr Bush the war is still on We have managed to acquire some equipment What equipment would that be Santa ? Bush asks Well we have 2 combine harvesters a bulldozer and Gill`s tractor from the farm Once more Bush sighs and says I must tell you Santa that I have 50 000 tanks 2000 minelayers 10 000 armored cars and my army has increased to 1 and a half million since we last spoke I`ll be dogged says Santa I`ll have to ring you back Sure enough Santa calls again the next day Right Mr Bush the war is still on We have managed to get ourselves airborne We`ve gotten out old Govind`s crop sprayer with a couple of rifles in the cockpit and the Hockey team has joined us as well Once more Bush sighs and says I must tell you Santa that I have 4000 bombers and 8000 high maneuverability attack planes and my military installations are surrounded by laser guided surface to air missiles and since we last spoke my army has increased to 2 million Oh cripes says Santa I`ll have to ring you back Santa calls again the next day Right Mr Bush I am sorry to tell you that we have had to call off the war I`m very happy to hear that says Bush Why the sudden change of heart? Well says Santa We`ve all had a chat and found that there`s no way we can cope with 2 million prisoners of wa