Shayari Bazar

Two drunk Santa and Banta were walking along a dirt road one day when they came upon a pile of some brown stuff on the ground Is that shit Banta? Santa said I don t really know Responded Banta as he bent over it smells like shit Santa leaned in and dipped his finger into the mysterious pile It feels like shit Banta too dipped his finger into the mysterious pile and without hesitation shoved the finger in his mouth Sure tastes like shit buddy I think it s definitely shit Hooooeee Responded Santa Good thing we didn’t step in it