Shayari Bazar

Two drunks Santa and Banta enter a hotel late at night They approach the clerk and Santa says Could you pleash give ush a bed with two rooms? You mean a room with two beds? asks the clerk Whatever whatever you shay So they get a key and somehow manage to stumble upstairs to their room After fumbling for ten minutes they even manage to get their door open As they stumble inside the door closes behind them and they are in total darkness They go forward slowly and both fall on the bed closest to the door Ahh says Santa Now we can get some sleep at last As they try to rearrange themselves they suddenly realize that they are not alone in their bed Hey There s somebody in my bed says Banta There s somebody in my bed too says Santa Let s get rid of them We paid for this room and we re going to sleep in the beds says Banta They start a tremendous struggle They heave and push until eventually Santa throws Banta on the floor ALL RIGHT Santa shouts I ve thrown mine off the bed You re lucky says Banta I got thrown off and I m too tired to fight any more Well never mind says Santa Why don t you just come and share my bed Let s get some sleep round here