A golfer playing a round by himself is about to tee off and a greasy little salesman runs up to him and yells Wait Before you tee off I have something really amazing to show you The golfer annoyed says What is it? It`s a special golf ball says the salesman You can never lose it Whattaya mean scoffs the golfer you can never lose it? What if you hit it into the water? No problem says the salesman It floats and it detects where the shore is and spins towards it Well what if you hit it into the woods? Easy says the salesman It emits a beeping sound and you can find it with your eyes closed Okay says the golfer impressed But what if your round goes late and it gets dark? No problem sir this golf ball glows in the dark I`m telling you you can never lose this golf ball The golfer buys it at once Just one question he says to the salesman Where did you get it? I found it

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