A golfer sends his ball into the trees As he tries to bring the ball back to the fairway he discovers a gap among the trees With his wooden club he tries to hit the ball to the green in his second hit However the ball hits a tree bounces back and lands in the golfer s face He dies on the spot At the heavenly gate St Peter asks the golfer about his activities back on earth When he hears that the man used to play golf St Peter with seeming interest asks And were you any good at it? You could say that the deceased smiles I made it here in two strokes

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