Two friends went out to play golf and were about to tee off when one fellow noticed that his partner had but one golf ball Don`t you have at least one other golf ball? he asked The other guy replied that no he only needed the one Are you sure? the friend persisted What happens if you lose that ball? The other guy replied This is a very special golf ball I won`t lose it so I don`t need another one Well the friend asked what happens if you miss your shot and the ball goes in the lake? That`s okay he replied this special golf ball floats I`ll be able to retrieve it Well what happens if you hit it into the trees and it gets lost among the bushes and shrubs? The other guy replied That`s okay too You see this special golf ball has a homing beacon I`ll be able to get it back -- no problem Exasperated the friend asks Okay Let`s say our game goes late the sun goes down and you hit your ball into a sand trap What are you going to do then? No problem says the other guy you see this ball is florescent I`ll be able to see it in the dark Finally satisfied that he needs only the one golf ball the friend asks Hey where did you get a golf ball like that anyway? The other guy replies I found it

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