The Indians and the Japanese decided to engage in a competitive boat race Both teams practiced hard and long to reach their peak performance On the big day they felt ready The Japanese won by a mile Afterward the India team was discouraged by the loss Morale sagged Corporate management decided that the reason for the crushing defeat had to be found so a consulting firm was hired to investigate the problem and recommended corrective action The consultant s finding:The Japanese team had eight people rowing and one person steering; the Indian team had one person rowing and eight people steering After a year of study and millions spent analyzing the problem the consultant firm concluded that too many people were steering and not enough were rowing on the Indian team So as race day neared again the following year the Indian team s management structure was completely reorganized The new structure: four steering managers three area steering managers and a new performance review system for the person rowing the boat to provide work incentive The next year the Japanese won by two miles Humiliated the indian corporation laid off the rower for poor performance and gave the managers a bonus for discovering the problem

Anushka Sharma is turning out to be the Greg Chappel of Virat Kohli s career A Golden Duck is all Virat Kohli could gift Anushka Sharma at the Lord s Virat Kohli has scored a zero because of Anushka No He has scored a Duck as a tribute to Anushka Sharma s new lip job Anushka Sharma: Want to hear a joke? Virat Kohli: Yes Anushka Sharma: Runs Virat Kohli: I don t get it Anushka Sharma: Exactly Sharapova: I know Anushka but who is Virat Kohli? BCCI has given permission to Virat Kohli that he can keep Anushka Sharma with him in England Now Kohli can officially score Duck Virat Kohli has 2 ducks now One in this match and Anushka Sharma Virat Kohli has right to come back to pavilion as soon as possible as Anushka Sharma has traveled so long for his company Virat Kohli is so deeply madly in love with Anushka Sharma that he wants to remember her in his batting scores too Virat Kohli goes for Anushka Sharma - the sentence has a whole new meaning (Goes for a duck) Virat Kohli fell too much in love with the new duck lips of Anushka Sharma that he did the same with his innings Why did Anushka Sharma came to England with Virat Kohli when everybody knows that Indian cricketers can t perform overseas A women is behind every men s Success but unfortunately that not going to happen in Virat kohli and Anuska sharma s life

A golfer went to see his doctor He was suffering from major stress syndrome The doctor asked him if he played golf to which the golfer replied I play at it it`s a very frustrating game but I love it The doctor told him that the next time he played he should use an imaginary ball The golfer was a little embarrassed but he decided to give it a try So he went out on a week day so his normal golfing buddies wouldn`t see him and proceeded to tee up an imaginary ball Lo and behold he birdied the first hole He was playing the best game he had ever played with birdie or eagle on every hole as he approached the 9th green Another single gentleman had been playing ahead of him and watching this game with much curiosity The second golfer waited before he teed off on the 10th hole and asked the first golfer if he would like to join him They did and as they played the 10th hole the second golfer asked him what he was doing The first golfer explained that his doctor had told him to play a round of golf with an imaginary ball to relieve his stress and it was working Well of course the second golfer said he had stress and asked if it would be all right to play with an imaginary ball also The first golfer said Sure They now approach the 18th hole short par 4 and both men are tied to this point in their round The second golfer teed his imaginary ball took a stroke and started jumping up and down shouting Ace I win The first golfer only turned to him smiled and said No I won That was my ball

1 Ishant Sharma is God s answer to BCCI s wrongdoings 2 Newton s 3rd law modified: For every N Srinivasan there is an equal and opposite Ishant Sharma 3 Dear Dhoni Ishant Sharma ko OLX pe bech de 4 Ishant Sharma makes people miss Ashish Nehra 5 Dhoni would have bowled better than Ishant Sharma In fact even Duncan Fletcher would have 6 It wasn t Faulkner it wasn t Voges Australia s match winner tonight was Ishant Sharma 7 If ever there was an Orange Cap award for bowlers Ishant Sharma would win it hands down 8 Ajit Agarkar would be having second thoughts on his retirement after looking at Ishant Sharma bowl 9 Restaurants to rename unlimited offer packages to Ishant Sharma packages 10 Ishant Sharma should be called Lord Ishant Sharma henceforth 11 Ishant Sharma doesn t like to cut his hair because he wants to hide his face when bowlers thrash him around the park 12 BCCI should consider giving Ishant Shamra voluntary retirement 13 When Ishant Sharma bowls it s a working holiday for all fielders Of course the spectators are the real fielders 14 Ishant Sharma doesn t need a towel to indicate that he s giving away runs 15 Colors to give Ishant Sharma a wild card entry to Big Boss season7 16 Abey Kuruvilla can bowl better than Ishant Sharma 17 Dhoni isn t India s greatest finisher Ishant Sharma is 18 Ishant Sharma has the ability to overshadow Sir Ravindra Jadeja 19 At this rate Ishant Sharma would end up with the most number of centuries (with the ball) for India in ODIs 20 LOL is Ishant Sharma s middle name