Save your breath, you’ll need it to blow up your date.
Save your breath, you’ll need it to blow up your date.
Careful now, don’t let your brains go to your head…
A girl s smell on a shirt gives a guy a different high altogether.
I don’t know what makes you so stupid, but it really works..
If you liked my profile, Raise up ur hands. If not, raise your standard
If I want your opinion, I’ll ask you to fill out the necessary forms.
Why are you so stupid today? Anyway, I think that’s very typical of you.
90% of the time I say `BRB` it just means I don`t want to talk to you anymore..
Brains aren’t everything. In fact, in your case they’re nothing…
How do you keep an idiot in suspense? Leave a message and I’ll get back to you.
I don’t even like the people you’re trying to imitate, if you are at all.
I’m not here right now so cry me a river, build yourself a bridge, and Get Over it.
Heard your family went to a restaurant where they serve crabs just so they could bring you along.