Save your breath, you’ll need it to blow up your date.

Don’t feel bad. A lot of people have no talent…

Careful now, don’t let your brains go to your head…

A girl s smell on a shirt gives a guy a different high altogether.

I don’t know what makes you so stupid, but it really works..

If you liked my profile, Raise up ur hands. If not, raise your standard

If I want your opinion, I’ll ask you to fill out the necessary forms.

Why are you so stupid today? Anyway, I think that’s very typical of you.

90% of the time I say `BRB` it just means I don`t want to talk to you anymore..

Brains aren’t everything. In fact, in your case they’re nothing…

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? Leave a message and I’ll get back to you.

I don’t even like the people you’re trying to imitate, if you are at all.

I’m not here right now so cry me a river, build yourself a bridge, and Get Over it.

Heard your family went to a restaurant where they serve crabs just so they could bring you along.