Your lips are like wine & I wanna get drunk.

Why is bra singular and panties plural?

Needs to wash his mind out with soap..

What do the Chinese call a 69? Twocanchew

Calling your dad a motherfucker for obvious reasons

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

Like this if you have ever checked Facebook while naked..

People say I got a dirty mind, I just think I’ve got a good imagination lol..

Needs to wash his mind out with soap..

Nowadays, legs spread quicker than rumors. xD xD

If you`re texting two people at the same time, you are bitextual.

Knows the real fountain of youth is to have a dirty mind and a naughty smile..

I just love getting dirty.

If they play dirty, then you play dirty.

Age, like distance lends a double charm.