The man of my dreams is never around when I`m awake.

Make up is overpriced, hair products are overpriced, body products are overpriced, clothing is overpriced, being a girl is overpriced😴

When a girl says, "I`m done," it really means, "fight for me."

That awkward moment when the guy you like doesn`t reply to your text and you feel like jumping off the top of a building.

You remind me of my next boyfriend.

Girls give & forgive. Boys get & forget.

Google must be a woman, it knows everything.

When people call me a bitch I say HELL YEAH I AM !!!

Fact : Dear guys, most girls appreciate small things.

treat yourself as a queen, and you`ll attract a king!

As my boyfriend, you have an amazing taste in girls ;)

I`m a girl. I can be complicated without explanations.

Guy: "Hey girl, what`s your sexy name?" Girl: "Taken!"

You`re as chocolate, as you always make me feel better.

When men STOP being ASSHOLES , I ll STOP being a BITCH .