Worlds Shortest Joke: 2 women were sitting quietly...

Some words of advice to men: Treat women the same way you would want your daughter to be treated.

Girls biggest lie: I`m OK.

I Was Born Intelligent But Girlzz Ruined Me :)

Latest research: "Boys Always remain faithful to girlfriend....!!!"
But Which Girlfriend...?
That is still a topic of research! :P

Never underestimate the power of a woman.

Treat your girlfriend right, or someone else will.

I`ve just moved you to the top of my " To do list" ;)

Never underestimate a girl`s ability to find things out.

Wouldn`t it be good if Ctrl+Alt+Del worked for ex girlfriend

Behind every great woman,there is a guy looking at her ass :D

Girls don t need make up to look pretty for a guy. Is it true?

"I am single, because i haven t found someone who deserves ME"

"Is that your ex?" "No, that`s the biggest mistake of my life."

A smart girl knows how to love. A smarter one knows who to love.