Best line which help you save money when going on restaurents with your girlfriend - So what`s you gonna eat Fatty ??

Women have an amazingly mysterious ability of communication. They listen half, understand quarter but can tell double.

Guys: When she`s not yours, you`ll do everything you can to get her. But when you do have her, you take everything for granted.

When a girl cancels a date she cancels it because she has to...But when an boy cancels a date he cancels it because he has two.

I`m a boy. I don`t smoke, drink, or party every weekend. I don`t sleep around or start drama to get attention. Yes, we still do exist.

3 dreams of a man: To be as handsome as his mother thinks.To be as rich as his child believes.To have as many women as his wife suspects

If you choose between two girls, always pick the second one; If you really loved the first one, you would have never thought of the second one.

Dear Good Boys,
do not worry having no girlfriend this time. Remember, bad boys will always have the best girlfriend but they will never have the best wife.