We know that romance brings out the beast in you.

Poke me now if you’ve ever had a crush on me..

Time to put that wall back up, I won’t be fooled again.

When I die my gravestone is going to have a ‘Like’ button.

Why don’t you slip into something more comfortable…like a coma.

I wanna throw a party with fake alcohol and see how many people act wasted..

Love is blind, and greed insatiable..

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

Texting with your pinky because you`re eating.

The key of my happiness, just forgetting my past.

hey, I found your nose. it was in my business again.

A secret is what you tell everyone not to tell anyone else.

Smile is the second best thing you can do with your lips. ;-)

Before talking, Please connect the tongue to the brain….

Throwing random things at people then acting like it wasn`t you.