Every morning I wake up happy b’coz I know I will see you.

When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.

I’m 50% single.

I’m falling in like you know.

I love the way you walk, talk and laugh.

I am so much better at text flirting than real flirting.

I LOVE the way you HURT me!

You are the like of my like.

I have high double standards.

I dont need to dream, I got you!

Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.

God was showing off when He created you.

I woke up on the wrong side of Facebook.

It makes me smile to wake up next to you.

Let make it short and simple, I love you.