Mix with people with a good attitude.

I’m busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?

I’m not laughing at you, I’m laughing with you, you’re just not laughing.

Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn’t have given you worse advice.

Are your parents siblings?

Do u practice being this ugly?

Hi! I’m a human being! What are you?

How would you like to feel the way you look?

Don’t think, it may sprain your brain!

Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?

If you are shameless, you would do as you wish…

Why don’t you understand me like my iPhone does??

I’d explain it to you, but your brain would explode.

I like you. People say I’ve no taste, but I like you.

Save your breath, you’ll need it to blow up your date.