Padhai Karne Ki Iccha To Usi Waqt Mar Jati Hai.....Jab Dekhta Hun Aaj To "WiFi" Ki Speed,Mast Aa Rhi Hai..

God is really creative , i mean ..just look at me :P

TwiNkle Twinkle little Star ,
wHy lyF hUrts SO mUch yaar.!!!:(

I love Pandas, they`re so chill. They`re like “Dude, racism is stupid. I`m White, Black, and Asian…”

I love my six pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat :)

Sun Glasses ---> They allow you to stare at people without being caught :)

Dear Girls, if a Guy whistles at you, Just ignore him. You re a Girl not a dog. :p

Wecome to Underworld ha hah ha ha

I always give 100% at work: 13% Monday, 22% Tuesday, 26% Wednesday, 35% Thursday, 4% Friday :)

Volleyball is just a more intense game of “Don’t let the balloon touch the floor”

girls who say "alot of guys are after me" should keep in mind that low prices attract many customers.

Sunday should be renamed as Sone De.

Its better to fail than to cheat but its better to cheat than to repeat.

I love how when my soap runs out in the shower, my shampoo magically transforms into body wash.

Every girl deserves ONE GUY who looks at her every day like it’s the first time he saw her. And Im that ONE GUY :)