That awkward moment when you here someone say your name and you play it off like you were just looking at something and then you feel stupid for looking back to see if it was one of your friends calling you name!

GiRlS CaN NeVeR Be eQuAl tO BoYs !!
cOz iT TaKeS CoUrAgE To wEaR ,
ThE SaMe ClOtHeS FoR A WeEk ,
& sTiLl tHiNk ,
aBhI ToH KaPdE ThIk tHaAk hAi 2 DiN AuR ChAlEnGe !! ;)

Women only need 3.5 inches to achieve maximum pleasure,
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it’s called a credit card.

A hot secretary came angrily out Of boss cabin. Her colleague asked: What Happened? You went inside in a happy mood. She replied: He asked me are you free tonight? I said absolutely free. That bastard gave me 45 pages to type!

Some people say “If you can’t beat them, join them”. I say “If you can’t beat them, beat them”, because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will havethe element of surprise. :D :P Xx

I unfriend people on facebook on their birthday
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That s when i realize
I dont know "who they are

Faces YOU Make ON The Toilet lol (o_o) (>_

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Faces YOU Make ON The Toilet lol (o_o) (>_

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Faces YOU Make ON The Toilet lol (o_o) (>_

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वो कहती थी कि मैं तुम्हारी जिन्दगी को जन्नत;बना दूंगी, बनानी तो उसे मैगी भी नहीं आती थी;लेकिन मैडम का आत्मविश्वास तो देखो।